Honestly two words from a male and I’m dropping sugar sachets and spilling coffee all over myself.
Trust you to get coffee all down a white top, so what did you say to him then?
Nothing he said ‘hello gorgeous’ at the exact time I dropped the sugar, I was flustered enough trying to pick it up, that’s how I spilt the damn coffee, what a waste.
Yes I would say that was a pretty wasted opportunity right there my friend.
Noooo I mean what a waste of coffee! Anyway I’ve decided that I’m getting too old for this online dating lark, I mean seriously some guy messaged me last night saying ‘I had a cracking pair of Norks’ I had to google what that even means ffs.
Hahaha well you can’t give up, its too funny.
Well I’m so glad I’m entertaining, maybe I’ll put that to good use and write ‘the flustered girls guide to finding love.’
Answer the phone, oh come on pick, pick up,pick oh thank goodness you’re awake.
Well I am now, what’s the emergency?
Oh my goodness, you won’t believe what I did last night.
You didn’t text Dave did you? I told you not to,that was the last thing I said to you.
Technically it wasn’t, the last thing you said to me was put the wine down and get some water but no I did not text him!
Ok so what then?
Well here’s the thing ~I decided to enter that dating app competition, you know the one where the funniest profile wins a prize and all that jazz?
Love it, knew you would! Whats wrong with that?
Well I may of accidentally muddled up my dating entry with the job application form for that new bar in town and it would seem that I have only gone and sent my hilarious (if I do say so myself) dating competition entry to the wrong email and if I my now sober eyes aren’t fooling me then it is now sitting in the bar owners inbox.
The bar owner~the really fit one??
What? Yes oh my days,I am never ever setting foot in that place like ever.
Well he won’t know what you look like.
Erm my photo was attached to the application.
Right I’m sending it over to you, put the phone down, stop laughing and help me sort this woman.